![]() ![]() ![]() Then you HAVE to have a picture of the girl you love in your wallet at all times so you can show it to her and totally weird her out make her fall in love with you again. I guess the moral of the story is that you can be a terrible person, just as long as there are some ghosts there to show you what you did wrong. Gosh, Matthew McConaughey is very good at playing the worst, most unthinkable megatools, and his true colors (tan) shine in this movie. Then he drives his car down a snowy mountain and the movie ends! ![]() So we see all of the disasters women he has slept with dated before, but none ever quite compare to Jennifer Garner (right, fellas? HEY-O), and he realizes that after all of these ghosts, he’s a better person and he really loves her. Not to mention she brings us through all of the cool decades (Zima jokes, Poison jokes, silk shirt jokes, WOOF). Basically, Emma Stone is the worst, annoying ghost who takes Matthew McConaughey through all of his past girlfriends to see where he went wrong. And after quickly feeling up the bride’s mother (UH, what?), he drinks scotch (douche-juice) and goes to bed, but he has a few ghost visions quick. His brother is getting married because he’s in love with this girl and Matthew McConaughey is VERY against it. So, Matthew McConaughey’s not a fan of the marriage thing, but UH OH! Gosh, you know, for being so homophobic and anti-marriage, I bet Matthew McConaughey would marry Uncle Michael Douglas in five seconds, which is two minutes and 35 seconds shorter than it took me to pop the popcorn that I didn’t eat because this movie makes me so sick! Basically, I guess his parents died, and he and his brother were raised by Uncle Michael Douglas, who is a real jerk cool dude who loves mistreating women and being really cool all of time, and Matthew McConaughey eats it RIGHT UP. ![]()
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